you know it's a good birthday when...
you start celebrating at 5pm on Friday and your birthday isn't until Monday your friends, favorite bartenders, and two regulars at your weekly happy hour bar buy you three margaritas and two shots of Patron you wear a sombrero on your head you fall asleep at the bar by 8:00pm from too much birthday fun you fall asleep again mid-bite of your pizza due to too much birthday fun it takes you 45 minutes to walk 10 blocks home you wake up ready for another day of birthday celebration- there's no stopping this birthday girl you start round two of the birthday weekend at 8pm on Saturday you have a B-themed party full of birthday, burritos, booze, bruises and blisters your "birthday cake" is served in a BIG glass and is called a Mudslide you dance on a bar with your friends you end round two of birthday partying 8 hours after you started- at 4am (5am due to daylight savings) you reflect on your birthday party and know that you and your friends had a lot of fun you actually feel well enough to go to the gym after two days of birthday celebration you can return to the bar where you fell asleep on Friday for a beer on Sunday (and to flirt with the cute bartender) you wear your "It's not my birthday shirt" on Sunday so that when people ask if today is your birthday you tell them, "No, it's tomorrow" you wake up Monday morning on your actual birthday to find birthday wishes in text messages and emails you know that you still have the rest of today and possibly the rest of the week to celebrate your birthday you tell people your birthday was very "tex-mexcellent" you turn 27 and you realize you are happy
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