I hate chores

I'm not a big fan of doing chores. Sure, I always like my apartment significantly more when it is clean. But sometimes I really resent the effort required of me to get this satisfaction.
There is one chore I've recently realized I hate more than others- washing the dishes. I feel like there are always dishes to be washed. How can this be? It's just me. How can I use so many dishes? If I washed things immediately after I used them, would this make the chore any better? I don't think so.
I miss dishwashers. All you people who have this luxury. Be grateful.
Of course, even when I had a dishwasher I hated loading it and unloading it.
Clearly, I just don't like chores.
I need a maid.
Or a roommate...