when life becomes automatic

As a receptionist at the fancy law office I am very busy. And important.
One thing I have noticed about the fancy law office is that even the bathrooms here are fancy. They are equiped with automatic flushing toilets, automatic soap dispensers, automatic sinks, and- paper towels. What? Not only is there no automatic paper towel dispenser or automatic hand dryer, but they hid the paper towels up under the mirrors. So there you are going along having everything happen for you, when suddenly you have to snap back to attention and search and grab a paper towel to dry your hands.
If I wasn't so busy (and important), I would write a letter to management to complain.