the boy who loves me

There is a boy who loves me. His name is Matthew. He says I have cute eyes. He has written the lyrics from a song and given them to me as a present. He smiles whenever he sees me and tries to catch my attention. He is so cute.
He is also 7 years old. That's right, a 2nd grader has a crush on me. Don't worry, you won't see me on the news. Or Jerry Springer. But I do wish I could adopt him. He is such a cutie.