cam confession #10

I like church marquees. But only because I like to make fun of them.

Whenever I am driving, I always take time to notice the catchy little sayings that have become a new trend among churches. Here are some that I've come across:

• Avoid burning. Use Son Screen.
• Bible: God's Lesson Plans
• Pray up in advance.
• TGIF: Thank God I'm Forgiven
• Our Church is Prayer Conditioned
  

I've seen lots. Yes, they are annoying and cheesy. But I like them because they make me laugh. I wonder if anyone really is drawn to a church because of these one-liners that generally miss the point of church. Now I have come across one church marquee that might have gotten me through the doors of the church if I didn't already go to Journey.

• Prayer- Better than worry and cheaper than beer

Well, amen to that. Unless, of course, we are talking about Two Rows dollar pint night. In which case the beer wins.
I don't know the history behind these church signs. I just know that they keep me amused while I'm driving around. Therefore, I like them. Because really, I like anything that makes me laugh.